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A Day in the Life

7:30 a.m. Whew! I have just started pushing my bucket towards my route. It is a peaceful neighborhood as all kinds of people hurry to work. 

Holy Mackerel! Look at Third Avenue! My route is a complete mess! You'd think the Yankees had another parade, but, instead of confetti, the fans threw garbage. Oh, well, I'm in for another hard day's work at Ready, Willing & Able.

Although I look like a ghetto smurf, I am greeted with "Good morning. You guys do a great job out here!" by an elderly man who, while saying this, pulls out a roll of twenties, digs past them and hands me a quarter. 

"Get yourself some coffee," he says.

"But coffee costs . . . oh, never mind," I smile. "Have a nice day, sir."

8:45 a.m. I'm a little irritated because, not only did someone drop steaming doggie poo in my bucket, but I got a hernia trying to lift a garbage bag that had a car battery in it! At least the bag didn't break. I wish I could say the same about my spine. 

10 a.m. Ahhh. It's break time and the majority of the morning rush is over. Now, I can add a quarter to the one that guy gave me and get a cup of coffee. But all I see are Starbucks everywhere! Oh, well. Maybe I can catch the coffee truck a few blocks down.

"You guys really make the neighborhood look great! Thank you!" a sweet smiling lady says as she passes me. Wow, that made me feel good. Unfortunately, the feeling doesn't last too long as I come to a garbage pail I just emptied only to find it full again.

1:30 p.m. The neighborhood public school just finished their recess and, once again, I wish the Yankees would have their parades downtown like they're supposed to! These kids ran through here like the movie "Twister." But it's all good, because I was a kid once. I remember when we used to play hooky and we'd...oops! I almost lost track. Where was I? Oh... 

2:39 p.m. I'm making my last run to make sure my route is tight. But first it's going to take me at least fifteen minutes to give directions to a couple of tourists who don't speak English.

3 p.m. Wow! The last can on my route is just three feet ahead of me, but, because my feet are aching from walking all day, it seems like three miles. Yet, somehow, through it all, I'm still rather happy: happy because I've completed something once again; happy because all I can remember about the day is those smiling faces that showed appreciation; happy because it's Wednesday, which means, in about an hour, I'll be getting paid. Another day, another dollar, working for The Doe Fund. 

Oh no! I know I didn't just step in...!

                                                       -- Tracy Washington